The Greatest Salesman Who Ever Lived. Santa Claus?

Santa Claus is the greatest salesman who ever lived! Why do I assert that Santa is the ultimate salesman? To start, he has a couple of success stories most of us canโ€™t compete with. First, heโ€™s successfully run the same family business for hundreds of years. Thereโ€™s something to be said for stability, especially over the long haul.

Second, Santa has a client base that expands every year โ€” no matter the state of the global economy.

Can you or our businesses make those two claims?

But those arenโ€™t the reasons I believe Santa is the greatest salesman who ever lived. Contrary to what you might think, his success doesnโ€™t come from his business savvy. After all, consider the obstacles he has to deal with.

  • Business attire: Santa obviously doesnโ€™t buy into the โ€œdress for successโ€ business attire philosophy. Power suits are fine but a red suit and hat, both lined with fur, is a little over the top in todayโ€™s casual business environment.
  • Delivery system: Santaโ€™s remains way behind the times here. His โ€œOne Day Deliveryโ€ is literally that โ€“ you get your packages one day a year. He doesnโ€™t seem to notice in todayโ€™s economy people want what they want, when they want it, and that usually means now. But the real problem behind โ€œOne Day Deliveryโ€ might just be his delivery method. I think youโ€™d agree the U.S. Postal Service, FedEx or UPS would be much more efficient than eight tiny reindeer pulling a small sleigh.
  • Manufacturing: Some say Santaโ€™s operation is too labor-intensive to survive much longer. After all, heโ€™s competing with Wal-Mart, Amazon, Apple and other giant organizations. In todayโ€™s marketplace, how can any business can get by without automating? Perhaps if he automated a process or two heโ€™d have enough inventory to open this store more than one day a year.
  • Efficiency: I realize Santa gives his product away for free but that doesnโ€™t mean it costs him nothing. He has all those elves and reindeer to take care of. Food and lodging are bad enough but health care costs have to be crushing his profit margin! And what about workerโ€™s compensation costs? If he automated at least heโ€™d save a little money and might be able to take Mrs. Claus on a nice vacation โ€“ somewhere warm for a change!
  • Branding: All companies change their branding to fit the times and Santa might want to consider doing the same. After all, โ€œHo, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas!โ€ has gotten a bit old and stale.
  • Orders: I think Santa could fill orders much faster if only heโ€™d just set up a website. And how about replacing all those last minute letters with email, text, instant messaging or a Twitter account? It has to be painfully slow for him to read all those handwritten letters.

So, all this begs the question, โ€œWhy is Santa so successfulโ€ฆin spite of himself?โ€ In business if you continually land new customers and retain the old ones then youโ€™re doing something right.

Here are six reasons Santa continually attracts new customers and retains all his current ones:

  • He loves his job! Could you do the same job day after day, year after year for most of your life? Could you do it and remain so upbeat and jolly? Perhaps, โ€œHo, Ho, Ho,โ€ is his corporate culture and not just some slick branding slogan.
  • He genuinely cares for his customers. His goal is to meet everyoneโ€™s needs and all he hopes for in return is to see joy on their faces. Do you get joy from serving others?
  • He gets to the personal side of selling. Granted heโ€™s not always accessible but he doesnโ€™t expect clients to come to him. When heโ€™s at his absolute busiest, with his deadline approaching and delivery date nearing, he can be seen everywhere talking with his customers. How he can be in so many places at one time Iโ€™ll never know. How often do you initiate contact with your customers, even when itโ€™s inconvenient for you?
  • He creates an experience. A toy is just a toy, except when itโ€™s from Santa. Because it only comes once a year and will be found under the tree on Christmas morning it creates anticipation and builds excitement! Thatโ€™s so much better than getting something online or from some mail order catalog. Do you create an experience for your customers?
  • He adds value. When people hear the word โ€œfreeโ€ they often think โ€œcheapโ€ or wonder, โ€œWhatโ€™s the catch?โ€ Even though Santa gives his products away we love what he gives us mostly because it comes from him. Donโ€™t you have a few things you value above all others because of the person who gave it to you? Do your customers see you adding value?
  • He delivers on his promise. Santa does what he says and always delivers; no excuses, no extra charge, always on time! Can your customer count on you to be that consistent?

So there you have it, six reasons behind the success of jolly old St. Nick.

Did you notice that everything Santa does is within our power to do with our customers?

Thatโ€™s right, thereโ€™s no reason we canโ€™t do the same things Santa does. And hereโ€™s some welcome news for most of you โ€“ you donโ€™t have to wear a silly red uniform while you do those things…. unless you want to.

Happy Selling,

David

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Author: David Matney

Payment Technology Specialist at Payment Lynx

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