Last week we did two new parodies of Chrisymas songs with the 12 days of Shawna the Sales Diva and Sherry The Sales Goddess, a twist on Rudolph the Rednosed reindeer. I did a Jingle Bells last year and so I decided to do a rewrite of and make a Jingle Bells part 2.
Get the tune solidly in mind, then use these salesy lyrics to have a holiday laugh all the way to the bank.
(Verse 1) Dashing through the stores, in a holiday craze, Over fields of shoppers, in a busy haze. Bells on registers ring, making spirits bright, What fun it is to ride and work through the long winter’s night!
(Chorus) Merchant services, merchant services, Keeping payments flowing free. Oh, what fun it is to see, Transactions processed glee-fully!
(Verse 2) A day of helping clients, with a cheerful smile, Troubleshooting problems, that take a while. Swiping cards and tapping phones, the payments go through, Making sure the shoppers, get their shopping done too!
(Chorus) Merchant services, merchant services, Keeping payments flowing free. Oh, what fun it is to see, Transactions processed glee-fully!
(Bridge) From terminals to gateways, and online too, We keep the commerce moving, for me and for you. So let the cash flow freely, this holiday season, Merchant services heroes, deserve a good reason!
(Chorus) Merchant services, merchant services, Keeping payments flowing free. Oh, what fun it is to see, Transactions processed glee-fully!
Perhaps next Wednesday I’ll tackle Frosty the Snowman with a sequel. I wish you much success as you push to close the year strong .
Happy Selling,
David
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