This is the one that started it all. The original parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, I feel it needed a little work. taking a Christmas song or poem and putting our special sales twist on it. This Time our star is a female named Sherry the sales goddess, you could say the sister of Shawna the sales Diva.
Sing along to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and join our fun.
(Verse 1) All of the merchants cried, “Woe is me! Our payment systems are a catastrophe!” Transactions failed, and tempers flared, “Oh, will anyone answer our desperate prayer?”
(Chorus) Then Sherry the Sales Goddess, with a radiant gleam, Descended from Olympus, a magnificent dream! With terminals lightning-fast and software divine, She brought merchant services magic, a truly blessed sign!
(Verse 2) All of the old card readers, with their creaky old ways, Caused endless frustration and long, dreadful days. But Sherry, with grace and a touch of her hand, Banished those relics, throughout the whole land!
(Chorus) Sherry the Sales Goddess, with a radiant gleam, Descended from Olympus, a magnificent dream! With terminals lightning-fast and software divine, She brought merchant services magic, a truly blessed sign!
(Bridge) From bustling food trucks to online bazaars, Sherry bestowed blessings, like shimmering stars. No more declined payments, no reason to fear, Just happy customers, and profits so clear!
(Chorus) Sherry the Sales Goddess, with a radiant gleam, Descended from Olympus, a magnificent dream! With terminals lightning-fast and software divine, She brought merchant services magic, a truly blessed sign!
I hope this little take on a classic Christmas song is better than last years and of course made you laugh a little and motivated you a lot to always be learning even during some down over the holiday break.
May you have a happy, healthy, safe holiday season, closing the year strong (yup, you can still close more sales and bounding into January with a fast start!
Happy Selling,
David
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