I’ve done several parody’s already of Christmas songs in the past but never the 12 days of Christmas. So I figured I take a shot and came up with the 12 days of Shawna the sales Diva to kick off the month of December.
Sing along in the tone of the 12 days of Christmas.
(Verse 1) On the first day of selling, Shawna gave to me, A shiny new terminal, with no monthly fee!
(Verse 2) On the second day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 3) On the third day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 4) On the fourth day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 5) On the fifth day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 6) On the sixth day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Six months of savings, five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 7) On the seventh day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Seven swipers swiping, six months of savings, five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 8) On the eighth day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Eight clients closing, seven swipers swiping, six months of savings, five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 9) On the ninth day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Nine POS systems, eight clients closing, seven swipers swiping, six months of savings, five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 10) On the tenth day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Ten statements analyzed, nine POS systems, eight clients closing, seven swipers swiping, six months of savings, five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 11) On the eleventh day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Eleven contracts signed, ten statements analyzed, nine POS systems, eight clients closing, seven swipers swiping, six months of savings, five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
(Verse 12) On the twelfth day of selling, Shawna gave to me, Twelve businesses booming, eleven contracts signed, ten statements analyzed, nine POS systems, eight clients closing, seven swipers swiping, six months of savings, five gold star reviews! Four lowered rates, three online gateways, two mobile payments, and a terminal with no monthly fee!
I hope you enjoyed my little take on this classic. Over the next 12 days I will probably butcher a few more parodies of classic Christmas songs. So bear with me I will sprinkle in a few post on sales tips to get us through December and leap into the New Year.
Happy Selling,
David
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LOL 🙂 You do such a good job on these!
Sincerely,
Shawna Carlisi
CFO / ETA CPP
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Brava David, this was so cute.
Sincerely,
Sherry Lia
CEO
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