It’s that time of year for me to attempt to write a sales rendition of a favorite Christmas song or poem. I already done something similar with an Ode to Black Friday. I’ve chosen the classic song that also purported to be the first song ever played in space back in 1965 by the Gemini 6 astronauts: “Jingle Bells!”
Get the tune solidly in mind, then use these salesy lyrics to have a holiday laugh all the way to the bank.
(In the tune of Jingle Bells, of course)
Dashing for the sale
End of year is here.
It seems you cannot fail,
Sales closing big and fast
Making your wallet cheer.
What fun it is to close at last
Prospects from last year!
Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle to the bank!
Oh, what fun it is to beat
Your quota every year.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle to the bank
Oh! what fun it is to beat
Your goal every month!
A day or two ago
I thought I’d made a sale
The prospect he pulled back
I thought for sure he’d bale.
The prospect was in need
His fortunes seemed a lot
He signed with good speed
Oh the residuals I’ll make!
Oh, Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle to the bank!
Oh, what fun it is to beat
Your quota every month.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle to the bank
Oh! what fun it is to beat
Your quota every month!
Should I do a different song next week? Maybe Frosty? Let me know. I wish you much success as you push to close the year strong .
Happy Selling,
David
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