Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: A Sales Parody with Eddie the Eager Salesman

Good Thursday morning everyone,

Only 3 days till Christmas.

Let’s  have some fun with the season, taking a Christmas song or poem and putting our special sales twist on it. Sing along to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and join our fun.

Eddie the eager salesman
Had a lots of shiny deals
And if he ever closed one
It would really be unreal

All of his friends and family 
Kept saying go get a real job
They always had poor Eddie
Felling bad and not making calls

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Eddie trained real hard
“Eddie, with his sales skills right
Closed 3 deals Dual deals that night?”

Then all the salesman loved him
As they shouted out with glee!
“Eddie the eager salesman,
you’ll get big residuals & go down in history!”

I hope this little odd take on a classic Christmas song made you laugh a little and motivated you a  lot to always be learning even during some down over the holiday break. 

May you have a happy, healthy, safe holiday season, closing the year strong (yup, you can still close more sales and bounding into January with a fast start!

Happy Selling, 

David

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Author: David Matney

Payment Technology Specialist at Payment Lynx

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